10 Things I Never Want to Hear My Boss Say
9 02 200910. “You need to work Saturday. And Sunday.”
9. “You did a terrible job on this, Wihera.” [It was Johnson's project.]
8. “You did a great job on this, Johnson.” [It was my project.]
7. The word “planogram.”
6. “My boss is going to be pissed at me if this gets screwed up. Consequently, I’ll be pissed at you.”
5. “Someone took a dump in the urinal. Go clean it.”
4. “We’ve instituted a new dress code. I don’t know the specifics, but I know it involves fishnet stockings.”
3. “Turn off that rock ‘n roll racket. Then, put in this Kenny G album.”
2. “You’re fired.”
1. “TJ, You have beautiful eyes.”
















