10 Things I Never Want to Hear My Boss Say

9 02 2009

10. “You need to work Saturday. And Sunday.”

9. “You did a terrible job on this, Wihera.” [It was Johnson's project.]

8. “You did a great job on this, Johnson.” [It was my project.]

7. The word “planogram.”

6. “My boss is going to be pissed at me if this gets screwed up. Consequently, I’ll be pissed at you.”

5. “Someone took a dump in the urinal. Go clean it.”

4. “We’ve instituted a new dress code. I don’t know the specifics, but I know it involves fishnet stockings.”

3. “Turn off that rock ‘n roll racket. Then, put in this Kenny G album.”

2. “You’re fired.”

1. “TJ, You have beautiful eyes.”

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